Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Bears love exotic cars.

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Where does a camper keep his money?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

I used to be addicted to not showering.