Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?