Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?