What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What insect runs away from everything?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do hamsters come from?
Can February March?
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