What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
It's Crowded!
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you eat on July 5th?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
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