What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why do trees have so many friends?