What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

It's Crowded!

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What animal likes to party the most?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?