What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?