My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?