Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?