What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's the politest month?