What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?