What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?