What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?