What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

We had a discussion about roses.

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

I broke my finger!

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How did the coach get his quarterback?