What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why are ghosts always single?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?