What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

How do fireflies start a race?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?