What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What animals love to close envelopes?