What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why is summer always sad?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?