Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What vegetables make the best music?
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