Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
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