Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
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