What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?