What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
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