What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which singer could always break a five?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?