What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which fly makes films?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How does the moon cut her hair?
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