Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What vegetables make the best music?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?