What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
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