What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?