How are mountains able to see?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which insect makes the best father?