Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

How does a barber get to work?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?