Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do cows go to New York?
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