What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How do billboards talk?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?