Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is the beach so confident?
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