Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the smallest lion?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
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