Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
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