Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
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What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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