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What's the coldest vegetable?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

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Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?