What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do fireflies start a race?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
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