Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?