What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why do bees buzz?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?