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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why do cats always get what they want?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?