What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?