What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What building always gets stains on it?

How can you make 7 even?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What does a dog say before eating?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?