What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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