What do you call a pig thief?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a tornado's favorite game?