Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?