What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?