What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why are the mountains so tired?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's the loudest sport?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?