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They wolf down their food.
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Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
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What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
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