Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
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