What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's the coldest vegetable?