What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?