On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

I'm not a bad putter.

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?