What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Which family member has tusks?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why do rhinos charge?

Who invented fractions?

Where do ships always get stuck?