What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?