What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?