Why are basketball courts always wet?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?