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Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

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What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

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