What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do two skunks argue?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?