Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Which singer could always break a five?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
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