Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?