Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which animals make the best football players?
Families are like fudge.
Why do librarians never make plans?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
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