Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
When do astronauts eat?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
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