What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's the politest month?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why do cows go to New York?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the professor write on the window?