Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do cats love to work?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How was the wedding?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
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