What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?