Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What fish sings the best?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do cats wear to work?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is another name for a cow?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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