What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?