Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
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