Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?