Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why was the bunny upset?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?