What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

How does a barber get to work?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?