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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Who is a house's favorite band?

How do you get a country girl to like you?