How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?