What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the sick chicken say?
Did you know about April 1st?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!