Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why was the horse so happy?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Do dads always snore?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?