What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?