What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
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Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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