I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What bee is good for your health?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How does the sun listen to music?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

OK, that's enough fish puns.