Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What does the sun drink out of?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did the echo get detention?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What did the mama goat say to her child?