Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do you massage a chicken wing?