How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?