What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?