What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?