Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?