Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What birds always travel in twos?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?