What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How do you measure a millennial?

What season begins with a thud?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do mice bring on a picnic?