Why are skeletons always hungry?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

The museum curator needed a break.

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?