Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?