What do mice bring on a picnic?
Ratatouille!
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which president loved to take baths?
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