How does a polar bear build a house?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?