What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where do burgers like to dance?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What tree has the most bark?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?