What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
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