What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What type of car do planets buy?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why are frogs always so happy?