What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do mice need oiling?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How are teens like cats?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a cow's dream job?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
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