Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?