What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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