Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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