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What does the sun drink out of?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?