Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why are winter days great?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is blue and not heavy?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
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