What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do legumes gossip so much?