What do ducks have for lunch?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?