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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why is spring the oddest season?