What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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