What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How much does freedom weigh?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
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