What do trees say when autumn comes?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

When is a baseball player like a thief?