Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the snake cross the road?