What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How does dinner smell?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?