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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why do cats love to work?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What does a dog say before eating?

What sport can waiters play really well?