What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
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