What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
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How do you send a message in the forest?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do bears keep cool?
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