What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
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