What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
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