What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
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