What's the perfect job for a cow?
Dairy farmer.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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