What kind of dog chases anything red?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Which animals make the best football players?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Bears love exotic cars.

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Which animal will never go bald?