What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What makes music in your hair?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?