Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?