Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How does cardboard get its workout in?