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Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

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What part of a fish is the most musical?

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