Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the loudest sport?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do birds go to drink?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
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