How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?