Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
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