Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?