What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?