What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
It's allergy season again?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
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