What day never takes itself seriously?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?