What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

When do mice play every day?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which fly makes films?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?