What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
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