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Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What's a henway?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?