Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?