When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do fairies always drink?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
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