What's the difference between people and chickens?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?