What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's the most masculine animal?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?