What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What sport do horses love to play?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?