What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why do all the planets get along?

How can you make 7 even?

Why was the dog so popular?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do frogs get to work?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?