I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Where does cheese invest its money?