What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?