Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How does a penguin build its house?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why was the spider so smart?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call a sad latte?