What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are books always so angry?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why are stones so good at music?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?