What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?