What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What school subject really rocks?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What sweet treat never panics?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!