Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do math teachers eat?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?