Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do math teachers love March?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?