What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are trees always so positive?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?