My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which relative loves rice?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?