What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

If you need help building an ark..

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Who is God's favorite superhero?