What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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