What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
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