What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
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