Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

How do automobiles fly?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?