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What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Which dogs love to study science?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What is sand's favorite movie?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?